Expect: Cute males, OTPs, lots of Fandoms, and other random shit.
if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is
wtf is this some kind of choclat bar
This object has killed over 400,000 people
oh my god.
WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW
Aries: The determined, optimistic and hot-headed protagonist.
Taurus: The big brother "sempai" protective sidekick.
Gemini: The laid-back comic relief pervert.
Cancer: The stoic, cold character with a tragic romantic history.
Leo: The boastful, egocentric antagonist with dramatic entrances/exits.
Virgo: The nervous, obsessive-compulsive character who looks great in glasses.
Libra: The single guy caught in a harem anime.
Scorpio: The outwardly playful companion with a secret, sinister agenda revealed in a dark plot twist.
Sagittarius: The loud-mouthed idiot from Osaka.
Capricorn: The intense kendo team captain.
Aquarius: The popular, yet emotionally detached school idol.
Pisces: The mysterious and shy character with psychic/telepathic abilities.
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.